Five ink, five strength, five willpower, two lore. Wasabi - Future Thinker is a perfectly square card, and that's actually the problem. At that price point you're surrounded by characters who do more with the same resources. But Wasabi does something they can't, and the timing of when it matters is exact.

The short version
  • SAFETY FIRST only fires if you paid ink to play him. Use an inkwell effect and the whole ability shuts off.
  • When it fires, your whole board gets Resist +1 and Ward until your next turn. That's one round of near-total protection.
  • Ward blocks targeting effects (rule 8.15.1). Resist cuts challenge damage by one (rule 8.8.1). Together they make most one-shot plans expensive.
  • Straight banish effects bypass both. Goofy - Klutzy Skier for three ink removes him outright and doesn't care about any of it.

The ability reads: "When you play this character, if you removed an ink drop to play him, your other characters gain Resist +1 and Ward until the start of your next turn." Two keywords, one condition, one turn window. Let's look at what that actually buys.

Ward, by rule 8.15.1, means opponents can't choose a card when resolving an effect. So while your board has Ward, targeted removal, bounce effects, and most ability-based tricks simply can't pick them. That's not a small thing on a board that's built up over several turns.

Resist +1 means, per rule 8.8.1, damage dealt to those characters is reduced by one. A character that would take two damage in a challenge takes one. A two-willpower body survives a hit it should lose. That changes math across your whole board at once, not just on Wasabi himself.

And the brief notes this ability is static, meaning it works as written whether Wasabi is ready or exerted. You play him, the trigger fires, and it doesn't matter what happens to him after.

The window is short. One turn of protection, starting the moment he hits play and ending at the start of yours.

But if you play him into a board state where your opponent was about to challenge through your whole team, that one turn can be the one that decides the game. That's the loop: you open with a vulnerable board, Wasabi buys it a round, and you spend that round closing out.

Here's where it stops working

The condition is the quiet killer. SAFETY FIRST says "if you removed an ink drop to play him." That means you paid from your inkwell. If something else put him into play, or if an effect removed the cost, the ability does not trigger.

Wasabi - Future Thinker is a board protection card wearing a beater's stats.

Speculation: any future card that lets you play characters for free, or that reduces the cost to zero, would silently disable the whole point of running him.

But the live version of this problem is already in the game. Inkwell effects that put characters into play without you paying would skip the trigger entirely. Read every card in your deck that interacts with how you put characters into play, and confirm Wasabi is going in at full price.

The other condition is the window itself. Your opponent gets their turn before you start yours. A player holding a straight banish answer can respond immediately. Goofy - Klutzy Skier banishes a character outright for three ink and doesn't interact with Resist or Ward at all, because those keywords only apply to damage and targeting, not unconditional banishment.

If She Doesn't Scare You does the same job for four ink. Dragon Fire does it for five. Your board had Ward. Wasabi himself did not survive.

On the same note, World's Greatest Criminal Mind banishes any character with five or more strength for three ink, and Wasabi sits right at that threshold. Judy Hopps - Always Vigilant does the same for four ink.

Gaston - Superior Archer reaches him at five. These aren't fringe answers. If your opponent is in a colour that runs any of them, Wasabi gets banished before he gets to do his job.

Resist and Ward also do nothing against damage that is put rather than dealt. Rule 1.9.2.2 draws the line: Resist only reduces damage that is dealt, meaning placed in a challenge or by an effect that explicitly deals damage. An effect that puts damage counters skips Resist entirely. The Ward protects against targeting, not all effects.

Wasabi - Future Thinker
Wasabi - Future Thinker
If She Doesn't Scare You
If She Doesn't Scare You
Dragon Fire
$0.06 each
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The five-ink competition

There are over eighty characters at five ink queuing for two lore. Scar - Eerily Prepared comes in at six strength, five willpower, and brings a passive strength-reduction engine that affects the board every time you activate it.

Genie - Investigative Mind comes in at four strength, seven willpower, which survives more hits than Wasabi on pure stats. Both are Sapphire.

Wasabi's edge is that neither of them does anything for the characters already on your board. He's the only one in that price bracket who lands and immediately changes the math for your whole team.

If you're playing a wide strategy with characters you've built up over several turns, that distinction is real. If you're playing a single-threat strategy and your board is usually one or two characters, you get almost nothing from the keywords.

The honest position: Wasabi - Future Thinker is a board protection card wearing a beater's stats. He's not the biggest body at five ink, and he's not permanent protection. He's a one-turn bubble for a board that needs to survive one more turn.

If you're building wide in Sapphire and your five-ink slot doesn't already have a board-wide answer, Wasabi belongs in your shortlist. Before you commit, count how many turns your board typically survives without him, and ask whether one turn of protection is the gap that's actually costing you games.

If it is, he's your card. If your games usually end before the five-ink turn or after a single big threat takes over, he won't change the outcome.

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